Time to chatter about those tattoos around my naughty bits!
(I have LOTS to say - this is only Part 1!)
This chatter is about the (very faded) skull & decorative spines that are tattooed right across the top of my female anatomy, and goes slightly down either side -
(I couldn't go further down the sides because I can't see!)
Yup, I had all the sterile equipment and know-how!
(I've done most of the tattoos on my left arm, leg, knees, and feet too!)
(I've done most of the tattoos on my left arm, leg, knees, and feet too!)
YES, it FUCKIN' HURT!!!!! JEEEEEEEEZUS!!!!!!!!
"Why?" (You may ask)
Answer: I did this particular tattoo for several reasons -
1. Just to say I'd tattooed my own genitals :D2. To have an excuse to start telling other tattoo artists they should do the same to themselves - just because they can! ;)
3. To decorate up my lady parts! Aren't they pretty?
4. I was trying to get my ex-husband's attention directed towards that area - it didn't work!
5. I was tired of shaving the strip of hair - time for my lady parts to be extra-naked! But since I don't like to look like a little girl, a little artwork definitely separates the Women from the little girls, right? You fuckin' bet!
"What about the teeth you have down there too?"
(You may also ask)
Answer: You'll have to come back to my page later for more chatter! ;D
(Translation: "To be continued...")
(Translation: "To be continued...")
There's teeth there? does it bite?
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping to do some horror make-up down there that looks like it will bite! ...it'll be hard to walk and pee though if I try to put artificial teeth and wounds down there...
Delete...I don't exactly bite with those teeth, but I did once break a toy! ;)