Video #25: Swallowed By Technology

If making music isn't sexual for you, you are doing it wrong!

...I've been fucking my music gear since 2017. 

(And I've been fucking music my whole life - any time I would go out dancing, I would tell people I was "going out to fuck some music.")

Here is another track from my first solo industrial project, Gaping Anus - "Swallowed By Technology" (From my 3rd album, I Fuck Dead Things) - it may not be to everyone's taste, but you are certainly welcome to enjoy my video with your own music playing.

Video #25

SWALLOWED BY TECHNOLOGY

(Warmest wishes to my supporters - you are very appreciated!)

Video #24: Hand-Washing Tool

The first video in my "Swiss Army Cock" series!

Cocks are useful for so many things - a multi-purpose organ like no other!

Big, small, or twisted like a corkscrew, every cock can be the ideal tool for just the right job!

...here is my first amusing example!

SWISS ARMY COCK #1:

HAND-WASHING TOOL

(18+)

               One of my toys spends quite a lot of time on my bathroom counter - if it's not lube-y juices I'm washing off, it's glitter and make-up! 

(There's one damn red lipstick mark that has stained it for good! ...the glitter sticks like crazy!)

It got to the point where every time I was in there washing my hands, I grabbed that thing and soaped it right up with gusto every time! I discovered just by chance that it was fantastic for hand-washing purposes with all those strong veins and the soft, textured ridges over the balls - it's perfect!

Lady in Red (18+)

I have a video of this shoot too! You'll have to wait a little bit for that, though. ;P )

 Keep up on your exercises - flex those cum muscles until your whole body is drenched in sweat. Stay healthy while you're stuck inside! (I'm right here with you!)

Have an excellent week!

 

Apocalyptic Pin-up Girl (18+)

Good Mental Health (18+)

My boss writes something humorous at the entrance to our lab every day - here are some of the good ones lately:

         "I used to spin the toilet paper like it's the Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe."  {Exactly!!!!}

"I never would have thought that one day my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth."

"I decided to do something different today. I sat on the other end of the couch."

"There are no bad pictures - your face just looks that way

sometimes."

"Trying to clean house while everyone is home is like trying to brush your teeth while eating an Oreo."

"We've flattened the curve, now we can lift restrictions = Our parachute has slowed our decent, so that means we can take it off." 
{So true! This is my favorite one!}

"Home schooling is going well - 2 students are suspended for fighting, and one teacher fired for drinking on the job."

"Ran out of toilet paper today...started using lettuce. Today is just the tip of the Iceberg, tomorrow Romaines to be seen."
{*groan!* ...good mental image, though!}

*        *        *
Faaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! My employer is putting me back on day shift in 2 weeks... I've worked the graveyard shift for over 20 years - being a Day Dweller is a whole new stressful life adjustment!!!! 
*Hissssssss! Fttt! Fttt!*

Video #23: Fresh Air (18+)

I love spring! (I love to garden! Plants don't cause me stress.)

I don't need to leave my deck to have a pleasant place to "hang out"!  

Sorry about the poor lighting through this video - I have lots of neighbors - I don't want to grab their attention! ...my VERY RED innards are still easy to see! 

(That's the important thing!)

Video #23:

FRESH AIR (18+)

(Hahaha - the air isn't exactly fresh... smells like sex...)

Cougar Hunter E08: Indoor Playground (XXX)

More Naughty Business 

with our favorite silly cougar!

Sometimes you can't get those panties onto your pet - 

pretty much never!

You'll have to give her a park to play in indoors!

(2 parts again - sorry about that!)

Cougar Hunter

Episode #8

"INDOOR PLAYGROUND"

(XXX)

Part 1:

Part 2: 

Purple Fishnet & Feathers (18+)

 {Thanks so much to Merv Zee from Total Wolf for encouraging me into fishnets more often!}

Link: Bandcamp - Total Wolf

...I guess live shows will be on hold in general for a while...

Video #22: Easter Bunny Hole (18+)

Found a hole...

                     ;) Happy Easter!

Video #22:

EASTER BUNNY HOLE (18+)

Video #21: Shoulder-Length Gloves (XXX)

Stuck inside? Painfully bored?
                      The really excellent thing about masturbating is that you need NOTHING AT ALL to have a really great time! (You don't even need clothes!) Your whole naked body can be your playground!
        ...good thing I'm sharing my own naked playground... That's what friends are for!

VIDEO #21:

SHOULDER-LENGTH GLOVES

(XXX)

Mask Fetish: Light Mask (18+)

This mask lights up when it "hears" sound - like my voice, or music.










We'll be seeing all kinds of creative masks, I'm sure - the necessary trend of the future...  I got this one in Las Vegas about a year ago (I have 3 more!) ...I never would have guessed that city would be shut down shortly after!

This will look nice in a music video!

Mirror Fetish #3: Castle & Dragons (18+)

Cougar Hunter E07: Panty Problems! (18+)

Time to wrestle some panties 

onto your fussy pet!

This one really makes me giggle!

(Very sorry - had to post it in 2 Parts due to a size limitation in files posted here.)

COUGAR HUNTER

Episode 7:

"PANTY PROBLEMS" (18+)

Part 1:

Part 2:

Stubble & Strawberries for Spring! (18+)

Fuck, what a bristly set of lady parts! (I'd definitely be taking pictures more often if the shaving part weren't such a tedious task! ...got a bit lazy...) 







...when I saw this HUGE red strawberry, I had to wrap my fuzzy lips around it! (haha - must be the fat, redness...like the swollen head of a thick, angry cock!)

Yes...I definitely did eat it after - was also too lazy to do my make-up, so I'm keeping that picture. ;P  

It was delicious!

Nauseator Girls #7: Love From Countess & Dahlia

PART 2: A More Serious Note

Warmest Wishes to my Camera Guy, Bandmate, Best Friend & Husband - Dick Splinters (Nickolai Carcass)...his poor, sweet mother is life-threateningly ill (NOT Coronavirus).
She is one of the most loving and selfless people I've encountered in life.
I am lucky to call her Mom too.

Nickolai Carcass
aka "The Infamous Dick Splinters"
Guitarist (Nauseator), Bassist, Drummer, Vocalist, Dancer / Stripper, Cameraman

Nauseator: Dick Splinters (Nickolai Carcass), Countess Carcass, Human Corpse (Norm!)

 All my love is with Nick (Dick Splinters) and his young sisters in this time...they can't even hug each other and share their pain in person.    

Nauseator at Vern's 2019 - Dick Splinters (Nick) far right.

               Nick has always been my silent witness, my man-behind-the-camera and behind the scenes, my dance and band partner, my biggest fan, and the one person keeping me sane... He has been with me in my highest moments, and periods of crippling despair, and he has been by my side to help me create and share myself with the world, and I would not be who I am at all without him. (There would be no smut page without his help too! ;D )
               He is very special...He bit into an apple on the leap year day (Feb 29, 2020) and 4 apple trees were growing inside (with leaves and everything!) - we still have them growing - he is magical, and brings many people peace.                     (He is also still working with the public.)  
           ...and I just want to express my love & appreciation for him, and my support for his very stressed and sad family. 

Video #20: Bum Sauce: Spanking (18+)

VIDEO #20:

BUM SAUCE - SPANKING

Something to keep your hands occupied...

Good thing I have a camera guy here in Lockdown with me! ;D

(haha - I thought of everything!)