Oink! Pretty & Pork-ly! (18+)

 Sometimes I like to wear a snout!

*Oink!*

 *Oink! Oink! Oink!!!!*

(I have LOTS of snouts! I used to hand them out to people at Metal shows! :D )

It's Cougar Season! (18+)

 Look at this pretty cougar we've found!

Cougars have big teeth and claws, but if you catch one long enough to get your mouth on her lady parts, you can turn her mush and make her

  PURRRRRRRRR!

Most Important safety equipment:

CHOCOLATE!

Make sure you bring your safety equipment, 

brave Cougar Hunters!

If you're really lucky, a pretty cougar will sink her teeth into you and carry you back to her Cougar Nest!

Mirror Fetish: Skull & Dragon Mirror

I love mirrors!

I like to SEE!

(I'll definitely take more photos with this sexy mirror!)

Hair Fetish 2: In My Cougar Nest

If I sat on your cock 
                my hair would cascade down your inner thighs
                                       and tickle deliciously over your balls...

I would be able to brush my soft hair over your whole body,

from face to toes,

While I crush your cock inside me

 and ROAR!

OFFICIAL Music Video #4: Dead Inside (XXX)

The 4th Depressing Industrial Horror Porn 

Music Video! (Out Now!)

By

OFFICIAL Music Video:

"DEAD INSIDE"

apocalypticfleshmachine.bandcamp.com

(Yup, I'm putting my girly parts to good use by promoting music!)

Video #9: P is For PEE (18+)

I love to pee!

I love to see it dripping off my dangling girly bits!

Video #9:

P is For PEE

Smutty Art: Sexy Cyborg Woman

I used to draw sexy cyborg porn comics.

This drawing is one of my favorites!

OFFICIAL Music Video #3: "Assimilation" (AFM Remix for Stahlschlag)

"ASSIMILATION" OFFICIAL Remix Video

(AFM Remix for Stahlschlag)
XXX

My 3rd Official Music Video For Apocalyptic Flesh Machine:

I absolutely love this track!

I consider doing remixes for other musicians to be the highest honor & privilege!

Stahlschlag is one of my best friends and one of my cherished supporters of my music -

If you like German Industrial Music, you should check him out:
stahlschlag.bandcamp.com

Female Chatter: Painful Tattoos #2 - My "Other" set of teeth!

More about my tattooed lady parts!

I had TEETH tattooed down there about 13-14 years ago. (Still looks great!)
NO - It had nothing at all to do with the movie "Teeth" - I am positive I had my tattoo done before that movie was made! I have a funny sense of humor and teeth seemed like the perfect thing to tattoo there, and a really fun tattoo to make things disappear into the middle of.

Favorite Comment: 
"It's no longer a snack,
it's a meal!"

I drew the picture myself, but the actual tattoo was in a spot I couldn't see well enough to do the actual tattoo myself, so I did go to a regular tattoo shop and pay a professional.
...none of the male tattoo artists who worked in the shop would even consider doing it... it was a definite NO from the guys, and they didn't even have a look at me either.

Quick Angry Rant:
How can you tell I was searching Calgary for my artist??? 'Cuz they are not adventurous types of tattoo artists here!! (At least not back before 2005. I got an abusive e-mail once from the girlfriend of one artist who was offended that I had lifted up my dress to show my current work when I was discussing a full-body tattoo in a shop - there were several witnesses! Apparently my body is considered offensive in that setting, even though I SAID I was going to lift my dress to show him! I DID actually get the go-ahead first… anyway, back to the current story...)

OF COURSE it would have to be a WOMAN who would have the balls to do the tattoo - the males in the shop didn't even LOOK at me - it was flat-out NO from them! (I live in the Land of the Painfully Bland...women seem to be more adventurous here...you'd think a bored tattoo artist would welcome something unusual!) It took 2 hours of excruciatingly brutal agony!!!!! It felt WAY WORSE than ANY of my other tattoos!!!! When she went around my asshole it felt like she was tattooing right into my actual asshole!!! (Even though it's still a small distance away - a cruel trick of my pain receptors!)

I don't drive, so I had actually asked my Dad to drive me home after I had it done! :) Yup, I was pretty open about what I had done - it's nice to still shock your parents just when they think you've run out of ideas, right? ;D

I had to spend several days panty-less with my knees apart, smearing myself with lotion - in front of a mirror of course! (I love to SEE!)

I was so excited after I had it done that for several years I would tell random strangers that I had a tattoo around my asshole, and I'd lift up my dress to spread my cheeks in public places if they said they were curious to see! (Also offended male tattoo artists with that move too! ...what the hell did they expect when they got into tattooing??!!) I once showed a woman in a bar when I wasn't wearing panties - she didn't remember me when I ran into her later until I mentioned the tattoo, and she said she'd never forget the tattoo!

Look at all those vicious teeth!
The Upside Down Cross at the tip of the blade is
a tattoo I did myself on a long-lost video.
(Figured a woman tattooing her own naughty parts
is uncommon... at least in the present.

Why? (You may ask):
1. My 2nd husband had ZERO interest in that area of my body, and what little interest was there, was done in pitch blackness always. I was trying to get some kind of sexual interest going, with some desire to actually SEE me. (I used to ask why the hell he married a tattooed woman if he never wanted to SEE her!!! The mirror I used to play in front of was covered by a curtain - it was there for me only because he NEVER wanted to use the mirror for sex. We NEVER ONCE used that mirror beside our bed for sex EVER... I had to learn to enjoy my own body by myself... so the tattoo was more for me... I used to wear sexy make-up and clothes just to enjoy my own sexuality and sexy tattoos in front of that mirror alone because there was no man in my life at all who wanted me.)

2. I had planned to be fully covered in tattoos some day, so I started with the most painful places first, just to get the worst parts overwith - I had almost no tattoos on my arms & legs, but I had my genitals, head, and sternum done!

3. I was a "Badass" when I was younger... I used to set out to prove it every so often. I think I succeeded here!

4. I really want to do some toothy horror make-up around my naughty bits and make a really unique video! ;)  It's really hard to be unique in porn, but I still have a few ideas!

5. I love seeing things disappear into the middle of my tattooed teeth! I love seeing my own decorated female organs swallowing fingers, and toys, and strong, beautiful cocks!
(Yup, that includes my toothy bum hole! I've always been a "Full Service" kind of lady!)

It's really one of my favorite tattoos! The intense pain was SO WORTH IT!
I couldn't keep that tattoo hidden away anymore - good thing I like to share these kinds of things with friends now!

...also a good thing I still have LOTS more to say about my girly bits! 
You'll have to return for more later!

Every Time I Sit Down & It Feels SO NICE, I Think Of You!

You are the fire within me,

You are the heat beneath me when I sit.

When I sit down, 

All my deep womanly needs make my cushion,

And I bite back my heartfelt moans

As I ache so longingly for you.

I squirm with desire,

Marinating in my own lusty juices,

And I think so fondly of you.

You are my most cherished distraction,

And I suffer so sweetly with desire for you.

You bring me to life,

You make me a woman,

You make me roar with passion!

When I sit in my own tormented desire,

The memory of your voice and moans haunt me.

When I squeeze my insides and shudder with pleasure,

I imagine it is the power of your touch within me.

I am always with you - 

I am weightless energy wrapped around your body, beneath your clothes.

I am the lusty heaviness in your loins

That long to fill my scorching core.

I am that charged tingle that fires over your skin and brain -

I am the flashing fireworks in your moment of climax!

I am that tightness tugging at your cock!!! 

I am there with you in your most powerful moments,

And you are here with me.

I am all that is primal and savage and female!

I am electrical. 

I am everything & nothing - and so are you.

We are all one - now and always.

And I am wrapped intimately around your brain - your most sexual organ of all.

I am always with you.

And you are always with me,

every time I cum,

Every time I transcend to that higher place,

You are there.

<3

My friends out there in the darkness 

Are my most treasured and special lovers.

Your eyes on my body make me feel like a woman again,

and I thank my friends for being out there.

You save me.

You are welcome here with me in my intimacy.

EVERYTHING should ignite passion within!

Foot Fetish: Spiked Bra

 Feet! 
        Spines!!
               Tattoos & Chains!!!
                  (I did the tattoos myself about 6+ years ago  - they are not finished yet. It's hard to get your lines smooth when you're in that much pain!! Feet fade quite a lot too...)

My Naughty Philosophy: Thinking Like A Guy

Over the years I have heard many, MANY guys express this thought:

"Girls are lucky they have boobs and lady parts - if I woke up one day in a woman's body I'd be playing with those parts CONSTANTLY!!!!"

I don't know about other people, but I was always listening!
I used to like to think like I was a guy who had woken up one day wearing a hot female body that was all mine to play with!

I used to ask myself,
              "If I were a guy, what would I do with my lady parts?"

The answer is this:
   -  Play, play, PLAY with my female parts! Until it's just not possible to cum anymore!!! (My record is about 60 orgasms in about 90 minutes when I was 16!!!)
                                          -   Pretty them up
-  Take lots of pictures!
         -   Put my feet up on a mirror and treat myself as my own personal amusement park until I damn-well late for work! (I was late for work CONSTANTLY after I got my piercing! I would tell my co-workers it was because I couldn't stop playing with myself, too! ;) 'Cuz that's how a guy would operate, right? Hell, yeah!)
         -   See what the hell I can pleasure myself with and see if I can hit that mirror when I squirt!
  (I LOVE to see things disappear into the middle of my tattoo!!!)
...and of course there's my bum too... I'm a full-service kinda Lady. ;)

No one wanted to play with me when I really needed it... 
(haha - also like a guy) so I had to learn to enjoy myself, by myself.

{I spent over 2 years trying to find a friend to share my sexual peak with...it PASSED with NO ONE interested!!!!! …"Disappointed" & "Enraged" would be understating my current state... Good thing for my friends, though - now I share my sexy solitary moments with everyone!!!! Now my toothy lady parts are splattered all over my Blog! Oh, my! I'm much happier here with you!}

I'm so happy I have friends out there in the world to share these things with. <3

:) Why waste a lusty lady???? (That's a terrible story!!!!)

Cock Talk: Ginseng Root

Cougars LOVE a strong cock!

(Their favorite food is steaming hot COCK MEAT with lots of hot gravy!)

Cougars also love a healthy cock, with a healthy, energetic male behind it to rearrange her insides and split her right in half!

One of the best ways to keep your beautiful cock healthy and energized is GINSENG ROOT!
There is a reason 25-year-old ginseng root can sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars - they invigorate the mind and body profoundly!

I have been told by males that even the quality of orgasm feels different (even better than ever!) from within. Ginseng increases circulation and arousal!

Chew on a dried root, or soften it as you make a tea (still eat the root though! The whole, real root is best), or even throw several pieces into a chicken noodle soup. (Also excellent for immunity!) No need to just save it for the ladies every time either ;)  Take some thoughtful time after some ginseng tea with your hot organ in your hand and work on some cock exercises - flex your muscles while you play to increase longevity, control, and stronger muscles create a stronger orgasm. 
(...I DO actually know men who CAN have multiple orgasms for real! Every good athlete trains constantly! If you exercise every other muscle, your fuck-muscles should be top-of-the-list!)

So share a cup of ginseng tea with your lady, and see what kind of shotgun you suddenly fire between her legs! 

Bring your brain and fuck meat up to the next level! 

Keep your weapons at their best - we cougars are a wild bunch!

***I have lots more wonderful things to say about COCK! Join me again here for more!

Video #8: Nail Fetish - Spanking (Pics too! Video at the Bottom)

I painted my claws!

Claw, Claw!

 Claw Claw Claw!!!!

I've been a terrible friend! 

(I've not been dealing with my messages - still working on it!)

So I have been clawed and spanked!

Video #8:

Nail Fetish: Spanking

The best part goes out of focus a bit -

I'm on the list already for more spankings!!!

Equipment Lust #3: Drumming Without Panties

I LOVE to play drums without my panties on!

I've SOAKED my fuckin' drum stool more than once!

Another Killer Band Photo
(Too bad I haven't practiced the drums in almost a year...
I LOVE drumming! It's almost like dancing in your seat!)

 Awesome "After" Photo -

            I took this picture the very first time I soaked my whole drum stool. 

What a crazy surprise!

I really almost made myself cum just playing!!!!

...no one I sent these photos to wanted to play with me... sad story...