Thursday, September 5, 2019

My Naughty Philosophy: Thinking Like A Guy

Over the years I have heard many, MANY guys express this thought:

"Girls are lucky they have boobs and lady parts - if I woke up one day in a woman's body I'd be playing with those parts CONSTANTLY!!!!"

I don't know about other people, but I was always listening!
I used to like to think like I was a guy who had woken up one day wearing a hot female body that was all mine to play with!

I used to ask myself,
              "If I were a guy, what would I do with my lady parts?"

The answer is this:
   -  Play, play, PLAY with my female parts! Until it's just not possible to cum anymore!!! (My record is about 60 orgasms in about 90 minutes when I was 16!!!)
                                          -   Pretty them up
-  Take lots of pictures!
         -   Put my feet up on a mirror and treat myself as my own personal amusement park until I damn-well late for work! (I was late for work CONSTANTLY after I got my piercing! I would tell my co-workers it was because I couldn't stop playing with myself, too! ;) 'Cuz that's how a guy would operate, right? Hell, yeah!)
         -   See what the hell I can pleasure myself with and see if I can hit that mirror when I squirt!
  (I LOVE to see things disappear into the middle of my tattoo!!!)
...and of course there's my bum too... I'm a full-service kinda Lady. ;)

No one wanted to play with me when I really needed it... 
(haha - also like a guy) so I had to learn to enjoy myself, by myself.

{I spent over 2 years trying to find a friend to share my sexual peak with...it PASSED with NO ONE interested!!!!! …"Disappointed" & "Enraged" would be understating my current state... Good thing for my friends, though - now I share my sexy solitary moments with everyone!!!! Now my toothy lady parts are splattered all over my Blog! Oh, my! I'm much happier here with you!}


I'm so happy I have friends out there in the world to share these things with. <3
:) Why waste a lusty lady???? (That's a terrible story!!!!)

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