Look at this pretty cougar we've found!
Cougars have big teeth and claws, but if you catch one long enough to get your mouth on her lady parts, you can turn her mush and make her
PURRRRRRRRR!
Most Important safety equipment:
CHOCOLATE!
Make sure you bring your safety equipment,
brave Cougar Hunters!
If you're really lucky, a pretty cougar will sink her teeth into you and carry you back to her Cougar Nest!
I got some Chocolate :P
ReplyDeleteThen you have a slim chance of survival! ;D
DeleteAll I have left of the last poor sucker who forgot his safety equipment is a pile of bones!