Female Chatter: Painful Tattoos #2 - My "Other" set of teeth!

More about my tattooed lady parts!

I had TEETH tattooed down there about 13-14 years ago. (Still looks great!)
NO - It had nothing at all to do with the movie "Teeth" - I am positive I had my tattoo done before that movie was made! I have a funny sense of humor and teeth seemed like the perfect thing to tattoo there, and a really fun tattoo to make things disappear into the middle of.

Favorite Comment: 
"It's no longer a snack,
it's a meal!"

I drew the picture myself, but the actual tattoo was in a spot I couldn't see well enough to do the actual tattoo myself, so I did go to a regular tattoo shop and pay a professional.
...none of the male tattoo artists who worked in the shop would even consider doing it... it was a definite NO from the guys, and they didn't even have a look at me either.

Quick Angry Rant:
How can you tell I was searching Calgary for my artist??? 'Cuz they are not adventurous types of tattoo artists here!! (At least not back before 2005. I got an abusive e-mail once from the girlfriend of one artist who was offended that I had lifted up my dress to show my current work when I was discussing a full-body tattoo in a shop - there were several witnesses! Apparently my body is considered offensive in that setting, even though I SAID I was going to lift my dress to show him! I DID actually get the go-ahead first… anyway, back to the current story...)

OF COURSE it would have to be a WOMAN who would have the balls to do the tattoo - the males in the shop didn't even LOOK at me - it was flat-out NO from them! (I live in the Land of the Painfully Bland...women seem to be more adventurous here...you'd think a bored tattoo artist would welcome something unusual!) It took 2 hours of excruciatingly brutal agony!!!!! It felt WAY WORSE than ANY of my other tattoos!!!! When she went around my asshole it felt like she was tattooing right into my actual asshole!!! (Even though it's still a small distance away - a cruel trick of my pain receptors!)

I don't drive, so I had actually asked my Dad to drive me home after I had it done! :) Yup, I was pretty open about what I had done - it's nice to still shock your parents just when they think you've run out of ideas, right? ;D

I had to spend several days panty-less with my knees apart, smearing myself with lotion - in front of a mirror of course! (I love to SEE!)

I was so excited after I had it done that for several years I would tell random strangers that I had a tattoo around my asshole, and I'd lift up my dress to spread my cheeks in public places if they said they were curious to see! (Also offended male tattoo artists with that move too! ...what the hell did they expect when they got into tattooing??!!) I once showed a woman in a bar when I wasn't wearing panties - she didn't remember me when I ran into her later until I mentioned the tattoo, and she said she'd never forget the tattoo!

Look at all those vicious teeth!
The Upside Down Cross at the tip of the blade is
a tattoo I did myself on a long-lost video.
(Figured a woman tattooing her own naughty parts
is uncommon... at least in the present.

Why? (You may ask):
1. My 2nd husband had ZERO interest in that area of my body, and what little interest was there, was done in pitch blackness always. I was trying to get some kind of sexual interest going, with some desire to actually SEE me. (I used to ask why the hell he married a tattooed woman if he never wanted to SEE her!!! The mirror I used to play in front of was covered by a curtain - it was there for me only because he NEVER wanted to use the mirror for sex. We NEVER ONCE used that mirror beside our bed for sex EVER... I had to learn to enjoy my own body by myself... so the tattoo was more for me... I used to wear sexy make-up and clothes just to enjoy my own sexuality and sexy tattoos in front of that mirror alone because there was no man in my life at all who wanted me.)

2. I had planned to be fully covered in tattoos some day, so I started with the most painful places first, just to get the worst parts overwith - I had almost no tattoos on my arms & legs, but I had my genitals, head, and sternum done!

3. I was a "Badass" when I was younger... I used to set out to prove it every so often. I think I succeeded here!

4. I really want to do some toothy horror make-up around my naughty bits and make a really unique video! ;)  It's really hard to be unique in porn, but I still have a few ideas!

5. I love seeing things disappear into the middle of my tattooed teeth! I love seeing my own decorated female organs swallowing fingers, and toys, and strong, beautiful cocks!
(Yup, that includes my toothy bum hole! I've always been a "Full Service" kind of lady!)

It's really one of my favorite tattoos! The intense pain was SO WORTH IT!
I couldn't keep that tattoo hidden away anymore - good thing I like to share these kinds of things with friends now!

...also a good thing I still have LOTS more to say about my girly bits! 
You'll have to return for more later!