Friday, November 29, 2019

Sexy Sewer Demon (18+)



LOOK how HOT a gas mask makes me!!!!!!!!!
Isn't THAT a nice surprise in the mail!!!!!
...I love machines & masks!
     ...I'm also very much enjoying the herbal sex pills that also came in the mail! ;)
I've been taking these for the last 2 weeks:
- Holy Crap, they do work, it's just a slow build-up! (They say 8 weeks on the bottles)
Got them on Amazon  - Possible gift idea for a special lady! ;) 
Give the gift of arousal!
(I'm pretty damp these days suddenly, for no reason!)

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Female Chatter: Stuff About My Female Organs!💋

This Cougar has been vaccinated & fixed, just like any family pet!   *Mew!*
My organs are for fun purposes only! 
(No "kittens" ever.)

Because I'm a cougar, my hormones make my female parts VERY BOTHERSOME!!!! Hormones also make cougars (and their organs) very cranky - you hafta be brave to get in there and make your pet cougar purr! Only the skilled tongue of a brave male will make things better - You hafta kiss those bothersome organs until she's a drooling lump with her face in a pillow! (Then comes the mounting & stuffing, but we'll save that for later! ;) )

With the hormones comes the scent-marking - splat! Splat, splat, splat!!!!  Don't piss me off - 'cuz SPLAT!
I can't hear you with my giblets pressed against the fridge!!!!

If there's a male around, he'll get scent-marked too! SPLAT!!!!! He'll also get sniffed!
Anything long and pink will definitely get scent-marked!!!! Clean sheets? Not for long!!!!! A happy cougar will mess her cage continuously!!!! (An unhappy cougar will tear sheets and chew walls...we are flesh-eaters) Cougars also like to scent-mark themselves, so if there's any cock meat around she'll end up rubbing her face and body all over the male attached to it. The hormones are SO BOTHERSOME - it's best to just let me glom on and breathe you in. :D 


Panties make me difficult, but there are times when they are necessary - be prepared for a fight! I like to wrestle with people trying to put panties on me!!! I love to squirm around, kicking sweetly into the air and protesting while my companion struggles to get my damn panties on! :) 
"No, no, I don't want to wear 'em!" 
"You can't go outside like that!" 
So much fun!!!

My female parts have not had many lovers - sex will always be "special" for me. ...my organs like males with the same attitude.

From what I have observed, my lady lips are quite a lot larger than average - the inner layers burst right out from between the outer lips quite plump-ly. I am sitting on them right now! They fill my panties (when I'm forced to wear them) and they dangle so deliciously when I pee. Every picture of my lady parts will usually show that inner part peeking out, like my sexuality doesn't want to be contained.

If a patient male gives those lips the right attention, they can plump right up and turn quite red. ...if that male is extra patient...

Toys:
I've not really used anything that vibrates very much in my life... the only time I used toys a lot was when my tattoo down there was new - I love to see things disappear!!!
I did have one dildo that I literally broke in half with my muscles...I think I was about 20 - I'm kinda proud of that!
I'm only just starting to try these kinds of things again - I consider anything that vibrates to be "new" to my experience. I got my first vibrator in over 10 years for my birthday this year! (Thanks to my Camera Guy - Dick Splinters. My mom tried to give me a phone, which also vibrates... Splat!)

Yup, I will definitely be using more toys/cocks in my pics & videos - just pacing myself. ;)

Tattoo Details:
https://ladyapocalypsexxx.blogspot.com/2019/07/female-chatter-naughty-tattoos-in.html
https://ladyapocalypsexxx.blogspot.com/2019/09/female-chatter-painful-tattoos-2-my.html

Piercing Subject:
https://ladyapocalypsexxx.blogspot.com/2019/10/female-chatter-piercing-subject.html

Sunday, November 24, 2019

OFFICIAL Music Video #7: Human Sacrifice (18+ as always!)

The only good humans are DEAD humans.
Feat. Gaping Anus on Bass
(Recordings from my 1st Solo Industrial Project - it's still just me!)

OFFICIAL Music Video #7:
"Human Sacrifice"


Still dancing around, not searching very hard for my panties...
...definitely still roaring with rage!!!!

From the AzT3CH Ep Out now:

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Indecent Exposure: Snow!





This is pretty confining...           Restrictive in the female area, like panties!
There was a neighbor shoveling snow behind me when I took these! :D

Monday, November 18, 2019

OFFICIAL Music Video #6: Suffering So Sweetly (18+)

My 6th OFFICIAL music video is out now!
Yup, I've got my giblets out again! They work to promote my music for me!
(Panty Strike Forever!)

OFFICIAL Music Video:
Suffering So Sweetly


Smutty Art: Sexy Apocalypse
















This is the centerfold for my first 
Post-Apocalyptic Cyborg Porn Comic
I'm hoping to have it finished soon...

(I've drawn odd mini comics since 2006 
- it started as ridiculous drawing exercises for therapy!)

Friday, November 15, 2019

Severed Nipples: Nauseator Files


 True Crime Death Metal 
2017 Band pic- should lose those panties and re-shoot! ;D
With Human Corpse, Dick Splinters, Countess Carcass, & Dahlia the Torso
(Dick Splinters also helps with camera stuff that I can't do myself.)








I made the severed nipples myself! They are exact copies of mine!


Dahlia holds our drum machine
...she is my lady - we share severed fingers and look after each other's lady parts.

Thursday, November 14, 2019

Ridiculous Nonsense: Gone Fishing (18+)

The piranhas are nibbling...
Time to get out the fishhooks and catch something!
(This is a real fishhook - used to wear it as an earring...my camera guy had to make sure I didn't hook myself!)

Saturday, November 9, 2019

Video #14: Washing My Dirtiest Part

Back in the shower
Washing my Filthy Hindquarters!

Video #14:
Washing My Dirtiest Part
(No, not my mind!)

Thursday, November 7, 2019

Wound Fetish: Face, Boobs, & Harnesses


When I used to go out dancing I would do my wound make-up this way and take the bus & train with my boobs out! 

Cops really watch me, but they never want to come have a chat. (I would have just ripped off the boob wounds right there if they gave me grief, just to show how covered I actually am - I used to have a skill for making cops laugh.) Apparently I'd also given my bus driver some disturbing dreams!

I was dressed in ropes, wounds, and ripped pants one night, and several women came up to me to touch my wounded boobs - they said, "You're not even wearing real clothes!" :) Yup - my clothes look like actual garbage - doesn't get anymore badass than that! Good thing I kept extra clothes at work - I would also go in to work (Microbiology Graveyard shift) still wounded, fresh from a show.

{I gave a homeless man $5 looking like that one night - he looked at me like he thought he was hallucinating!}

...I think the horror wounds are sexy... but it takes 3 hours to do the make-up only to sweat it all off in about 30 mins!


Tuesday, November 5, 2019

OFFICIAL Music Video #5: Necropolis (18+) & Bonus Video

My 5th OFFICIAL 
Industrial Music Video & EP: AzT3CH!

           Necropolis 
       OFFICIAL (18+):
Promoting my new EP
with my Naughty Bits!
(Support my smut through Bandcamp!)
Just the smutty part - Me & Harold
(Harold is real.)

Sunday, November 3, 2019

Equipment Lust #4: Sample Board


 Sometimes I forget how to plug things in...
 I'm supposed to be finishing my next EP...
But as you see, I'm so easily Distracted!


Video #13: Wounded Schoolgirl (XXX)

The only thing better than a juicy schoolgirl is one that is wounded!
(...more holes...she'll struggle less too...)

Video #13:
WOUNDED SCHOOLGIRL
XXX


That's ME playing bass! :)

Music: Cock Amputation by Gaping Anus
(From My 2nd solo industrial album Purulent Discharge 
Released 2017)


Saturday, November 2, 2019

Lost My Tits Somewhere...


 Dancing my tits off in my studio!
Sorry about the poor resolution - these photos came from a video. ;)


Friday, November 1, 2019

Cougar Hunter E02: Bait (18+)

Time for the next Episode of
COUGAR HUNTER!!!!

                               Cougar Hunter 
                               Episode #2: Bait
 More Cougar-y Stuff!

 We caught this White Cougar

with special bait!

This one has a fluffy tail!
She keeps her warmest pinkest parts under that tail!