Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Apocalypse Fetish #2: Cozy Atrium (18+)

 My "Atrium"...

I have 3 beautiful grow tents in my living room - I had already started buying them with the intention of growing my own food (And bonus crops) at home.





























I had already shut out the world! My life hasn't changed very much at all. :D  I play the sounds of campfires, streams and nature sounds, and have fake bugs & birds pinned up around the room - my "Virtual Reality".

















When my plants (fruit, veggies, grains - I have 4 small trees growing!) get bigger I will open the tent flaps to make this room into my Atrium.
























I created my own indoor park! (It's pretty cozy! There is a real fireplace back there too, if I need it.) I don't actually want to leave my house!



...it's such a nice place to lay back and think of my my friends! ;)

A little imagination goes a long way!
                             { ...and if you already have a grow tent around, stick some veggies in there!}

Link to My Regular Blog: "Preparing for the Worst: Helpful Stuff"

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Crossbow Fetish: Essential Services (18+)

I work for the health care system (Yup, for real) and will be working in a medical lab as the pandemic situation develops.

:) I am considered part of "essential services" - I also like to boost morale! (I consider this essential too!)



It's a good thing even an apocalypse won't stop my smut parade!


 This crossbow has been in my collection of Emergency Supplies for about a decade - it's even sexier than a woman in a mask! (Lots of those around lately - funny how it's the rest of the world just catching up to ME.)

 Hang in there everyone! Come away from this stronger and better prepared for the future!






Monday, March 16, 2020

Chatter: Apocalypse Fetish (18+)

I have kept emergency & pandemic preparedness supplies on-hand since 2008 (& earlier). Don't rush for supplies only when a disaster is coming - prepare for EVERYTHING always, not just what's on the news currently.
It lowers stress considerably!
(The Mormons actually really have things right by keeping 1 year of goods in supply at all times.)



...funny thing, though, with word of Pandemic in the air, every time I think "What if this REALLY IS just the beginning of The End?" my lady parts tingle deep inside...
It is known that disaster ignites sex drive (When you stress your pot plants, they get extra-potent with sex juices!) It is a natural biological reaction to the possibility an organism may die. It is known that earthquakes and volcano eruptions can cause erections in some men.

Besides, if there is nothing you can do about disaster around you, and if death IS impending, I'd prefer to die fucking the shit out of someone special, and roaring as the world explodes around us! I want to die shrieking with passion!!!

Always be prepared... it's not "paranoia" or over-thinking - it is being responsible in an unpredictable world. We are TOO DEPENDENT on our easy lifestyles - things can change drastically in a moment, in ways we may not anticipate.
Survivors plan ahead. 
Being prepared gives me a boner.
...the end of the human race makes me want to cum!

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Pearl Necklace (18+)

Darn... My "semen" didn't show up very well.
(There was LOTS!)


I'll have to try again soon, I guess!





Saturday, March 14, 2020

Ridiculous Nonsense: Crab Hat! (18+)

Feeling crabby?
Strap on your Crab Hat and tighten that chin-strap up to "Ten"!

 It's impossible to be cranky with a crab on your head!

- Came up in a recent conversation with 
DJ Siborg 
(another friend in the darkness)
Support Independent Music!
(And stay fuckin' ridiculous!)

Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Snow Cougar (18+)

Look at this Lady Beast in the snow!
Where are her panties?!
Not here!



Monday, March 9, 2020

Cougar Hunter E06: Cougar Chow! (18+)

More silly, cougar-y nonsense!
The 6th video in my ridiculous series!














Cougar Hunter 
Episode 6:
Cougar Chow! (18+)