The first video in my "Swiss Army Cock" series!
Cocks are useful for so many things - a multi-purpose organ like no other!
Big, small, or twisted like a corkscrew, every cock can be the ideal tool for just the right job!
...here is my first amusing example!
SWISS ARMY COCK #1:
HAND-WASHING TOOL
(18+)
One of my toys spends quite a lot of time on my bathroom counter - if it's not lube-y juices I'm washing off, it's glitter and make-up!
(There's one damn red lipstick mark that has stained it for good! ...the glitter sticks like crazy!)
It got to the point where every time I was in there washing my hands, I grabbed that thing and soaped it right up with gusto every time! I discovered just by chance that it was fantastic for hand-washing purposes with all those strong veins and the soft, textured ridges over the balls - it's perfect!
Oh yeeeeeeaaaa
ReplyDeleteThere's that slickness I love so much! With a cock soaped up like this, a hand-job would almost happen all by itself! It would be like trying to hang onto a greased piglet - only a real cock would squirm and struggle and grunt more!
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ReplyDeleteThat thing feels so good all soapy in my hands! It's so fabulously slick that an enthusiastic hand job would feel like an amusement park ride! (Which would be the second purpose for this tool - practice my skills! ...a handful of firm cock meat is irresistible!)
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