"I used to spin the toilet paper like it's the Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe." {Exactly!!!!}
"I never would have thought that one day my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth."
"I decided to do something different today. I sat on the other end of the couch."
"There are no bad pictures - your face just looks that way
sometimes."
"Trying to clean house while everyone is home is like trying to brush your teeth while eating an Oreo."
"We've flattened the curve, now we can lift restrictions = Our parachute has slowed our decent, so that means we can take it off."
{So true! This is my favorite one!}
"Home schooling is going well - 2 students are suspended for fighting, and one teacher fired for drinking on the job."
"Ran out of toilet paper today...started using lettuce. Today is just the tip of the Iceberg, tomorrow Romaines to be seen."
{*groan!* ...good mental image, though!}
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Faaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! My employer is putting me back on day shift in 2 weeks... I've worked the graveyard shift for over 20 years - being a Day Dweller is a whole new stressful life adjustment!!!!
*Hissssssss! Fttt! Fttt!*
{So true! This is my favorite one!}
"Home schooling is going well - 2 students are suspended for fighting, and one teacher fired for drinking on the job."
"Ran out of toilet paper today...started using lettuce. Today is just the tip of the Iceberg, tomorrow Romaines to be seen."
{*groan!* ...good mental image, though!}
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Faaaaaaaaaack!!!!!! My employer is putting me back on day shift in 2 weeks... I've worked the graveyard shift for over 20 years - being a Day Dweller is a whole new stressful life adjustment!!!!
*Hissssssss! Fttt! Fttt!*
That's an idea I may try at my office. hehe
ReplyDeleteHmmm, having you up at different hours could make for some odd posts ;)