Sunday, May 24, 2020

AntiHuman: I Create Beasts (18+)

 When I choose to breed, I don't create humans - I create BEASTS!


This is my offspring!
(I have 5 baby quails, only 5 days old!)


Isn't it CUUUUUUUTE!!!!?????

My fuckin' head could just POP with joy!

 I want to put that fluffy little bird in my mouth!
It's little head would poke out, and it would speak for me!
                                     ...there's an odd mental image...
My quails are very loved!
       (I have been distracted lately by my sweet little birds, and my indoor gardening project. So sorry to the people I owe messages to - I'll get there, but it's so hard to leave these fluffy little things alone!!!!)

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Video #26: Pearl Necklace (18+)

Splat!!!! 
For the love of Semen!!!!
Video #26: 
PEARL NECKLACE
I'm not thrilled with how this video turned out (from an earlier photos session) - you don't see my "semen" as well as I would have liked! There was TONS on my chest...it disappeared terribly for my video! I can't re-shoot this idea until the need to conserve soap passes, so I'm settling for posting this one for now...

So sorry I'm behind on my posts - the long weekend will give me lots of time to catch up!

Have a dirty day, prancing naked around your house during lockdown! (Don't get your cock caught on things though!)

Sunday, May 3, 2020

Nonsense: WTF???!!

JEEEEEEZUS! Look at those crazy lips!


...what are we looking at?
:D

...I also made a fabulous Bum Sandwich with that lettuce! 
                            Here is yours:

...probably needs a little mustard...

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Video #25: Swallowed By Technology

If making music isn't sexual for you, you are doing it wrong!

...I've been fucking my music gear since 2017. 
(And I've been fucking music my whole life - any time I would go out dancing, I would tell people I was "going out to fuck some music.")

Here is another track from my first solo industrial project, Gaping Anus - "Swallowed By Technology" (From my 3rd album, I Fuck Dead Things) - it may not be to everyone's taste, but you are certainly welcome to enjoy my video with your own music playing.

Video #25
SWALLOWED BY TECHNOLOGY
(Warmest wishes to my supporters - you are very appreciated!)

Monday, April 27, 2020

Video #24: Hand-Washing Tool

The first video in my "Swiss Army Cock" series!
Cocks are useful for so many things - a multi-purpose organ like no other!
Big, small, or twisted like a corkscrew, every cock can be the ideal tool for just the right job!
...here is my first amusing example!


SWISS ARMY COCK #1:
HAND-WASHING TOOL
(18+)

               One of my toys spends quite a lot of time on my bathroom counter - if it's not lube-y juices I'm washing off, it's glitter and make-up! 
(There's one damn red lipstick mark that has stained it for good! ...the glitter sticks like crazy!)

It got to the point where every time I was in there washing my hands, I grabbed that thing and soaped it right up with gusto every time! I discovered just by chance that it was fantastic for hand-washing purposes with all those strong veins and the soft, textured ridges over the balls - it's perfect!